FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

gixxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

If you want to send me money, i'd gladly appreciate and accept it. I want to help my father with the bills, or even pay for his gas, and i want to be able to feed my baby siblings. :)

chxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

A Wife Sends Her Software Engineer Husband to the Store. "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six!" Later, the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks him why he bought six carton

mixxxxxx

Florianópolis, SC, BRA

Did you know that I'm like sugar? I'm not looking for romance, but I'd love to be the sweetener in your day!

saxxxxxx

Takoma Park, MD, USA

All I need is a lil suger to turn this frown upside down

roxxxxxx

Spartanburg, SC, USA

How do you catch a unique rabbit?? Unique up on him!

Adxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

All sugar, no stick is my policy. It's the best policy!

jaxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

why did the kid put sugar underneath his pillow ? so he would sweet dreams did you fall into a pile of sugar ? Your looking super sweet Why should you always knock on the refrigerator before opening it ? In case there's a salad dressing

anxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

I am really bad at jokes lol when I tell jokes people don't get it only me

jexxxxxx

Angeles City, Central Luzon, PHL

Why did the sugar baby bring a map on her date? Because she heard her sugar daddy had a sweet spot, but she didn't want to miss it!

Haxxxxxx

Burbank, CA, USA

What do bars and bras have in common? They can't wait to come out. ;)

Vixxxxxx

Paris, IDF, FRA

I can lip sync My heart belongs to Daddy as well as Marilyn

thxxxxxx

North Miami Beach, FL, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

Daxxxxxx

McAllen, TX, USA

Do you have a mirror in your pocket ? Cause I can see myself in your pants...

loxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

I'll also take a Splenda daddy if sugar is too much for you.

crxxxxxx

Williamsburg, VA, USA

What's a SPLENDA DADDY? A man who strives to be a SUGAR DADDY but doesn't have the funds to pull it off. lol

elxxxxxx

Seine-Maritime, FRA

I dont know many jokes but i would be delighted if you could tell me some

anxxxxxx

Bacolod City, Western Visayas, PHL

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

naxxxxxx

Channel lsles, GBR

Was told this joke 15 years ago .................. Why does the number 6 hate 7?? Cause 7 8 9

daxxxxxx

Sesimbra, Setúbal, PRT

If wrinkles would define your wallet: don't worry about the number

lixxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

roses r red, violets r blue. you have five fingers but those two are for me :p