FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Luxxxxxx

Peoria, IL, USA

Don't be such a baby... to many tits out here to not man up and share!

Rexxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Anything suductive but you will need to follow it up.

izxxxxxx

Munich, BY, DEU

Happy Life - Happy Wife das Leben genießen im hier und jetzt sein

Jexxxxxx

Clovis, CA, USA

Make each day a little brighter always spread love and positivity

nixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of music? Sweet harmony!

baxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

i wish i could have whatever i want i need more people to talk to!!

emxxxxxx

Dieppe, NB, CAN

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue? you can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. The glue you ask? I knew you'd get stuck on that one.

alxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What is the gender neutral term for "sugar daddy"? A glucose guardian.

chxxxxxx

Bristol, BST, GBR

I am here for the same reason you are. Let's have a secret..... I promise I won't tell

suxxxxxx

Coconut Creek, FL, USA

Something funny and witty, I need to not be able to breath becasue I'm laughing so hard

soxxxxxx

Chesham, BKM, GBR

I think instead of finding a new job,I'll find a sugar daddy. hope you find my joke funny

buxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

What do you call... A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women ... An artificial sweetner

mixxxxxx

Paramus, NJ, USA

I'm not a really a jokester lol but I can make you laugh in another way

jgxxxxxx

Albufeira, Faro, PRT

I'm not much of a joker, I very much prefer to ear jokes myself.

thxxxxxx

Enid, OK, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? -A sugar daddy! (I found this on google lol Honestly never heard of a sugar joke before. I found this one to be closest to match my sence of humour) I am most defiently funnier in person.

Ssxxxxxx

Zamboanga City, Zamboanga Peninsula, PHL

Why do witches don't wear panties? Because it gives them a good laugh when flying with their brooms! HI HI HI HI HI HI...

maxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

I don't really know, I just started(My first time doing this) :P

GRxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

The way to a man's heart us through his stomach...the way to a man's wallet is through his c***

Utxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone? Never heard a enzyme before.

saxxxxxx

Riccarton, CAN, NZL

I really enjoy going to the gym or walks on my days off work I would love to one day own my own business I have been hairdresser for 15 plus hair now I really enjoy food and dining out