FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

shxxxxxx

Saginaw, MI, USA

As long as I'm wetter , I should MAKE ya better !!

Blxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Message me for the answer ;)

blxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

She was an accountant's sugar baby Because she knew how to compound their interest

sixxxxxx

Bicester, OXF, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? Because he couldn't handle her sweetness!

jaxxxxxx

Brunswick, GA, USA

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila. Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.

Brxxxxxx

Vaughan, ON, CAN

I dont take sugar in my coffee because I'm sweet enough loll

texxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Let me turn that frown upside down Who's a happy girl now

Eaxxxxxx

Downers Grove, IL, USA

My favorite joke my Dad said , What's long , green , and smells like pork? Kermit finger....

bexxxxxx

ZAS, PHL

Ready? Let's gooo. Oh ! Oh! Watta ya' waiting for?

gixxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Hey? you got any sugar? no but my daddy does! BAHAHAAHHA

hexxxxxx

Legazpi, Bicol, PHL

Why did the sugar daddy join a dating app? Because he wanted to find someone who was ready to sugarcoat their relationship!

BOxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

First off ...just make me laugh. :) I love to laugh. I also just have dumb dark humor.

luxxxxxx

Canton, MI, USA

I believe that the best things in life are free, but for everything else there is Mastercard.

sexxxxxx

New City, NY, USA

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money, of course the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you.

doxxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

Q: What happens when a sugar daddy gets hard? A: He turns into caramel candy

nexxxxxx

Winter Haven, FL, USA

what do you call a hen looking at a head of lettuce

Mexxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian!

Flxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Owning a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You spend all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes

caxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Lolllll idkk , i don't know any jokes im just naturally funny

Daxxxxxx

Batangas, Calabarzon, PHL

Mostlikely jokes about philosophers and meds. Jokes