FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

bbxxxxxx

Kennewick, WA, USA

What's it like dating me? You ever had a migraine and an erection at the same time?

mixxxxxx

Independence, MO, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road (idk why) to get to the sugar daddies house knock knock (who's there) the chicken!! (Me)

Anxxxxxx

Hicksville, NY, USA

Looking at my bank account these days is a big joke

cexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What did juvenile do when his computer crashed He backed that Thang up

spxxxxxx

Cicero, IL, USA

"Today, while having sex with my wife, I felt guilty... It felt like I was cheating on my sugar baby"

paxxxxxx

RM, ITA

My friends say I'm very funny, extroverted and the soul of the conversation, I believe I might be able to charm you...

KFxxxxxx

Martinsville, VA, USA

I really don't have none lol I've never heard of a sugar joke

Mixxxxxx

Independence, MO, USA

If you cute I like you I love seeing people smile it's my talent

maxxxxxx

LEY, PHL

I asked my boss, “Can I go home early today?” Boss: Only if you make up the time. Me: Ok. It’s 21:73 p.m. Boss: You’re fired.

kexxxxxx

Cayuga, NY, USA

so I've got one queation... What's a matta baby???

Lixxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

How does NASA get ready for a party? They planet! LOL

mzxxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

how do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? candy crush.

crxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

Everyone is either an investor or finance advisor here.. I know that most men on this site are not real sugar daddies & I don't understand why you would wanna lead women on that you can't afford..

lixxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I'm latina, of course I joke a lot!...............

grxxxxxx

Stratford, CT, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

mixxxxxx

Florianópolis, SC, BRA

Você sabia que eu sou como o açúcar? Não busco romance, mas adoraria ser o adoçante dos seus dias!

boxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Hehehe.. Why write a joke when I can use this for extra about me space? Lolll

gixxxxxx

Burlington, ON, CAN

When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome. Now I know why people call you handsome.

Prxxxxxx

Denton, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? To take their relationship to the next level!

baxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you're trynna be my sugar daddy. I'll accept spleanda sugar daddies too cause sometimes is hard I understand