FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

swxxxxxx

Skowhegan, ME, USA

Knock knock* "Who's there?" Ach "Ach Who?" God Bless You

baxxxxxx

Lebanon, TN, USA

Nature and vegan life that's I really enjoy for right now

Loxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

I said a splendid daddy not a splenda daddy! ,.....

hbxxxxxx

Ironton, OH, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

lixxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe. Why do bees have sticky hair? They use a honeycomb. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.

Maxxxxxx

CEB, PHL

I'm a huge fan of dad jokes so here's one What do you call an old snowball? A cup of water.

Azxxxxxx

Pasig, Metro Manila, PHL

Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, and then I’ll nail you.

wixxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

i love myself and my daddy's but ofc i love myself more

bexxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Love being submissive in bed and trying new things

baxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

What did the sugar baby said to her sugar daddy after a fight? Leave me a loan.

yaxxxxxx

Tijuana, BCN, MEX

Tiene que dejar el azúcar la harina y las cervezas. Muchas gracias doctor, no soy doctor soy cajero y su tarjeta no paso

loxxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

Why haven't aliens visited earth? They read our reviews....... One star lol

prxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

when they send tributes xoxo it shows me who's really serious and wants to invest in my time!

SUxxxxxx

Ahmedabad, GJ, IND

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Why was the math book sad? Because it has many problems.

Atxxxxxx

Ribeirão Preto, SP, BRA

I'm starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Haxxxxxx

Lyon, ARA, FRA

Je ne peux pas plaire à tout le monde, je ne suis pas un gâteau au chocolat

loxxxxxx

Hialeah, FL, USA

Money is the key to my coranzoncito. Hello there, I am a very fun & energetic person! Work weekdays, off on the weekends. Feel free to message me on

Thxxxxxx

Hattiesburg, MS, USA

I really don't how to tell a joke lol but I love to listen to other jokes and laugh a lot

Bexxxxxx

Hartford, CT, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

kixxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

HELLOOOOO MY NAME IS SUGARBABYYYYYY!