FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

xXxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

What's love got to do with it?

Mixxxxxx

Guayaquil, Provincia del Guayas, ECU

Pues algo bien normal

Bexxxxxx

Rio Vista, TX, USA

What did the sugar daddy say at the art gallery? 'I'm more into supporting masterpieces than just admiring them!'"

luxxxxxx

Eastbourne, ENG, GBR

What do cows do at the weekend? They go to the 'moo'-vies!

naxxxxxx

Chester, CHW, GBR

I'm hiding why because my employer says it's hard to find good employees

unxxxxxx

Batesburg, SC, USA

why did the chicken cross the road ? to get to the other side

Sixxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

What's your favorite position? Me laying on the bed, scrolling on my phone, you come into the room, drop $500k cash on the bed and leave.

OFxxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

I'm terrible at jokes .

Mixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Where do polar bears keep their money? ---- In the snow bank!

Elxxxxxx

Taguig, Metro Manila, PHL

Why did the sugar daddy brings a ladder to the date? Because he heard his date liked high maintenance!

Elxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Friendship is like a computer if you forget to charge it , it slowly dies out

laxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

you got the sugar I got the honey

Raxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

It's like hitting the lottery when you're with me literally

tixxxxxx

York, YOR, GBR

what did the women say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? leave me a LOAN ;))

moxxxxxx

Sherkston, ON, CAN

i'll make u laugh for a lil change

Mixxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

I have my coolaid. Looking for some sugar :)

PIxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

I'm so sugared up I can hardly stay on topic

Cixxxxxx

Mesquite, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with?

spxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I got the sugar alright!

Laxxxxxx

Plymouth Meeting, PA, USA

Each day is like a box of chocolates... You don't know what lady will drive you crazy, So get you a one that enjoys peace too !