FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

arxxxxxx

CAS, MAR

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Okay, that was cheesy, but hey, at least it got a smile out of you!

jexxxxxx

Adelaide Hills, SA, AUS

Hey how are u hehe nice to meet you babe send me a text ;)

kixxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Lixxxxxx

Post Falls, ID, USA

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Why did the chicken cross the road?

roxxxxxx

Lynchburg, VA, USA

If a midget walks up to you and says your hair smells nice, is it sexual assault? I had an this one boyfriend but he was cross eyed I broke up with him because he never looked me in my eyes plus I think he was seeing a few girls on the side

Shxxxxxx

Rochester, PA, USA

I'm not a comedian however I do enjoy comedy!

raxxxxxx

Anaheim, CA, USA

Why can't you sue a sidewalk? Because they always have CONCRETE evidence

chxxxxxx

Dunedin, OTA, NZL

A leaf is half a shrub

Nixxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

I like to joke about the weather or about serious political issues.

nexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Giving me compliments while they send

drxxxxxx

Warrnambool, VIC, AUS

Don't stare into the eyes of a Hippopotamus... they might Hippotise you

nixxxxxx

VBR, BEL

veel moppen ken ik niet maar het toppunt van saddisme die vind ik wel leuk

Laxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Don't tease me unless your going to please me.

tuxxxxxx

Rodbyhavn, Zealand, DNK

Ingen ting Sjov og ballade

Suxxxxxx

Carlisle, PA, USA

Teach me some hot yoga ;)

m1xxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

if you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber

kexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? I want you inside me..

isxxxxxx

Taguig, Metro Manila, PHL

I cant think of any .. lol

auxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

hixxxxxx

Bedford, BDF, GBR

Did you know the swimming pool in the Titanic still has water?