FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

caxxxxxx

Paris, FRA

On Halloween the janitor wanted to surprise the kids so when he went inside the storage closet what did he jump out, and say (what) "SUPPLIES"

coxxxxxx

Middletown, OH, USA

I love dad jokes, my dad passed and I cope with it with humor

maxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the sugar cube go to school? To become a little sweeter!

Anxxxxxx

Bhilai, CT, IND

Love yourself otherwise someone loves u more than u

Doxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Where's my knight in silver? Can't wait to be rescued

Bexxxxxx

Westlake Village, CA, USA

One dose of me and i will have you addicted

puxxxxxx

Shippensburg, PA, USA

I make you feel good, you make me look good.

kixxxxxx

El Segundo, CA, USA

At the end of the day all pet owners actually understand how it feels to be a sugar daddy/mummy lol

laxxxxxx

Dalton, GA, USA

Suga suga, ohhh hunny hunny

brxxxxxx

Cardiff, CRF, GBR

Definetly like a man that can have a joke and a laugh and a bit of humor

shxxxxxx

Newmarket, ON, CAN

I'm not sure that I know any

chxxxxxx

Darien, CT, USA

They say money talks . Mines just waves goodbye lol!

Nixxxxxx

Dundee, DND, GBR

I have a dark sarcastic cutting wit that doesn't translate well in type x

chxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do we do when we learn something new? - - Happy happy dance dance

idxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

I'm a vegetarian in the streets but an omnivore in the sheets. (I'm not even a vegetarian but this joke is a knee slapper)

Brxxxxxx

Covington, LA, USA

Let me be your secret

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@18:00***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin!***LOL*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!...

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nixxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

i will most likely be your favorite

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@13:00***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin!***LOL*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!...

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin!***LOL*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!...

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