FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin!***LOL*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!...

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin!***LOL*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!...

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin!*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! We...

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin!*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! We...

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED Sperm is the NEW Bitcoin I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! Well, ...

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***UNVAXXED SI grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! Well, ...

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! Well, to get "...

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Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-26@12.22***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! Well, to get "...

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baxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere! Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Naxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Im the sweetest sugar baby you'll ever meet

Duxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy prefer history over chemistry? Because in chemistry, he always got a reaction, while in history, all her dates were ancient.

Mixxxxxx

Bacoor, Calabarzon, PHL

Bakit hindi umiinom ng soft drinks ang mga pari? Kasi maka juice sila.

luxxxxxx

Taipei, TPE, TWN

Complain suck life together

BUxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Do you like cupcakes? Because you're mighty sweet like one!!!

olxxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

5 ants moved into an apartment with 5 other ants. Now the're tennets

moxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Most of them are kind of lame. Glucose guardian is mild chuckle Blowpop dreams one mild chuckle "Why is Santa happy? Santa knows all the naughty girls" is prob best.

blxxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

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Moxxxxxx

Walkertown, NC, USA

WHY DO I ALWAYS MAKE NOISE CUZ MY ass fat!

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-25@18.33***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! Well, to get "...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-25@17.44***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! Well, to get "...

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