FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-25@17.44***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! Well, to get "...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-25@17:44***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or ALL of the above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance & NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD! Well, to get "...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-25@17:44***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, t...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-2@17:44***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, to...

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Palm Beach Gardens, FL, USA

Im The Sugar Baby your looking for.

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Perth, WA, AUS

What's a sugar's favorite movie genre? Sweet-romance!

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Ocean City, MD, USA

No matter which store I go to....the cashier is always checking me out

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Lehi, UT, USA

This one's a terrible one so I'm sorry in advance. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline!

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Bridgeton, NJ, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair?

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Milwaukee, WI, USA

Why are pirates, pirates? Because they ARGHHHH

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Markham, ON, CAN

What came first the chicken or the egg?! My answer: Chicken We can debate over dinner!!

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Perth, WA, AUS

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan ....

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Ballarat, VIC, AUS

Knock knock Xx Xxx X

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-24@00:33***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, t...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-23@23:33***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, t...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-23@23:33***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, t...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-23@23:33***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, t...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-23@23:11***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE***I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? LOL ***LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, t...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-23@23:11***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? :-) LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, to...

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Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-01-23@23:00***MAJOR REVEAL & REWRITE*** I grew up surrounded by girls chasing me for whatever reasons (cute, funny, lifeguard, great dancer, smooth talker, or All of the Above?), so until now I used get laid for just a smile, a chat, most probably a dance and NOW, in our recent times, to get (virtually) laid I don't even have to leave home??? :-) LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK YOU LORD!!! Well, to...

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