FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

sixxxxxx

Jackson, MI, USA

why does eating a clock suck? it's too time consuming.

BExxxxxx

Spartanburg, SC, USA

Why did you put sugar under your pillow? For sweet dreams!!!

clxxxxxx

Apeldoorn, GE, NLD

Sweet as sugar, sugar for the sweet

Prxxxxxx

Montgomery, AL, USA

Naturally funny no need to crack jokes

elxxxxxx

CS, ESP

Sabes por qué el Sugar Daddy siempre es el primero en llegar al restaurante? Porque sabe que yo soy la cosa más dulce en la habitación.

Goxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

lol what's a friendly sugar joke?

loxxxxxx

East Saint Louis, IL, USA

Sorry I'm new to this I haven't learned any yet.

Lixxxxxx

VAN, BEL

I'm determined to bring some laughter into your live, but I am not good at making jokes. Maybe I can make you smile in another way...

laxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

What do you get when you cross a sugar cube with a snake?

Swxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

Knock knock Who's there The police ma'am your sons dead he's been hit by a drunk driver

spxxxxxx

Colchester, ESS, GBR

Sugar daddy, it self made me laugh the first time I found out it to be an actual thing. I couldn't believe it wasn't a joke

baxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Drxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them.

msxxxxxx

Providence, RI, USA

What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka? His Sugar Daddy.

bbxxxxxx

Fairborn, OH, USA

Everyone prefers sugar over salt am I right ?

Lexxxxxx

Birmingham, BIR, GBR

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Blxxxxxx

Ninove, VLG, BEL

How is the search going for the glucose guardian ?

brxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

We teach girls that on their birthday they can blow a candle and make a wish. When they get older they realize it doesn't work. Most think the problem is thinking that you cant simply wish and make things come true. A sugar baby realizes that the problem is the candle.

zexxxxxx

Ashton, SD, USA

You can't have tea. With out ME

THxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

How does a sugar daddy solve all his problems? With a spoon full of sugar and a generous allowance.