FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

suxxxxxx

Broxton, CHW, GBR

Are you suger cos I want to be you baby

crxxxxxx

South Benfleet, ESS, GBR

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

xyxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

Tell me a joke and I’ll always be by your side.

Scxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

faxxxxxx

Saint George, UT, USA

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin falling down a hill. What's black and white and laughing? The penguin that pushed him.

cuxxxxxx

Lignieres-Chatelain, HDF, FRA

For richer and richer XD

Anxxxxxx

Tukwila, WA, USA

Doesn't matter how you get to the pot of gold so long you beat the leprechaun

Kixxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

We can have fun as long as u got the funds

MIxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

In need of a sugar daddy so I can afford smashed avo

Sixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What does a sugar daddy have when he likes a sugar baby? -------- a Candy crush

suxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

What's tall and motivated? Kobe Bryant! (RIP)

texxxxxx

Madison, AL, USA

While out shopping for new apartment essentials, the little brat (who's been a good girl all day) looks over to her daddy and softly ask "This isn't to much, is it?"

bbxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on a date?...To reach the sugar daddy level!

huxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

"Why did the sugar baby cross the road? To ask her sugar daddy for some money. (What can I say... sugar babies got bills to pay.)

Flxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

A sugar baby wakes up in a hospital bed with all tubes hanging out of her. She doesn’t know what happened and is very disorientated. She looks next to her and sees a vision of God. She asks him, “God am I going to die” God looks at her and says “No my child, you have many years left on this planet. When you get out of this hospital enjoy your life to the fullest”. Overjoyed that she was going to be OK and wasn't going to die, before she left the hospital she got a f...

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yoxxxxxx

Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur, MYS

Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should we unmatch and then match again?

erxxxxxx

Barcelona, CT, ESP

i put sugar under my pillow to have sweet dreams !!

raxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

mixxxxxx

Roselle, NJ, USA

"no moneyno honey." "no tricks without treats." "I don't work for free and neither do you." "time is money, so let's not waste it."

yoxxxxxx

Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur, MYS

Sweet and sassy sugar baby . Fluent in charm, witty banter, and the art of indulgence. Seeking a sugar daddy to add a sprinkle of luxury to my life. Let's create a sweet escape together! #SugarBaby #SpoilMe