FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Cexxxxxx

WBR, BEL

Que dit un escargot quand il croise une limace ? « Oh la belle décapotable

J8xxxxxx

Indio, CA, USA

Its funny...google.... average sallary of males in california. Then google single males in californis. then google males who make over 100k in california...and those searches turn plural...meaning 2 incomes...... sorry ladies most men in CA that are single...best you can hope for is 70k......and hope they have no debt.....

Caxxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

Doctor calls a guy and says I have good news and bad news, good news he says, you have 24 hours to live..... The guy says oh no, well what's the bad news??? The doctor says, I couldn't get ahold of you yesterday...

Prxxxxxx

Apple Valley, CA, USA

be the sugar to my pot and with you i'll never stop ;)

Roxxxxxx

Lake Charles, LA, USA

Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner?…It was Chewie.

lixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

When's the best time to go to the dentist? … TOOTH:HURTY Gets me everytime

Roxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Arxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Just a spoonful of sugar makes the other white stuff go down?

dcxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

loxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

My favorite joke of all... why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt-quacks

Brxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road....

Rexxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

what do you blow to make a wish come true? "A Sugar Daddy" Tehe

mixxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

Mixxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

What do you call a cold canine?? A chili dog!!!!

hexxxxxx

Orange, CA, USA

Let's see who's smart enough to get my attention First name adams twentyone at notgoogle

Elxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

She's expensive, but that's no secret.

Maxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Q) What's the sweetest thing available I could put in my mouth? A) You

Goxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Don't Ask For My Number Unless You Are Trying To Be My Sugar Daddy. I'll Accept Splenda Daddies Too Cause Times Is Hard I Understand

lixxxxxx

West Boylston, MA, USA

So I gotta share a cheesey joke... hmmm. Every psychic I've ever met has always been all doom and gloom. Why can't I just find a happy medium

gaxxxxxx

Buford, GA, USA

Three men walk into a bar and only one comes out...what happened?