FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

suxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush

Rexxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I don't think that I know of any! If you know a good one by all means let me know...

moxxxxxx

Waco, TX, USA

What is a man called that pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women? Artificial Sweetener

anxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

I needed u to know that as I ask u to take care and help me,I will care about your heart and your dreams,and support your hopes and aspirations, whenever u need.

saxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? candy crush.

esxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

sugar daddy: "You're right. You do deserve a trip to Paris" sugar baby: *goes to Paris* sugar baby: "Merci"

dixxxxxx

Gretna, LA, USA

I love ALL jokes. Especially if they're slap-your-knee-funny. I love all comedians except for corny ones.

roxxxxxx

Rochester, NY, USA

Why did the sugar baby become a pastry chef? They already knew how to make life a little sweeter!

brxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? Because she was too sweet for him to handle!

mixxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

kkxxxxxx

Worthing, WSX, GBR

even where there's salt there'll be lots of sugar underneath hehe

baxxxxxx

Harrisonburg, VA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that's in a platonic relationship? A PayPal

asxxxxxx

Westport, ON, CAN

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...

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Thxxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

What is the difference between a brunette and a bowling ball? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball!

prxxxxxx

Denton, TX, USA

"A man who pretends to be rich to attract young, pretty women isn't a sugar daddy; he's an artificial sweetener." "What's the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy? Glucose guardian." "Why is Santa so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

Amxxxxxx

Waukesha, WI, USA

What do you call it when a SD falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush!

Elxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What did the sugar baby say after a shopping spree? "i guess you could say i have a sweet tooth for fashion!"

noxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Not a good joker but I be trying you have to be around me for me to make you laugh

Kuxxxxxx

Nottingham, NGM, GBR

Oh god, I'm awful at jokes. I got to admit I laugh at the daftest jokes/dad jokes haha. Or a funny picture with the right wording can set me off lol. What does Will Smith leave in the snow? . . . . Fresh Prints/Prince.........I know, hilarious right haha

amxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

My friend asked me what a sugar baby was... I gave her $2000 to never ask me that again.