FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

buxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Please tell me you're not a crazy stalker like the last ...

scxxxxxx

Romsey, HAM, GBR

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

Kexxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

What's sweeter than me and you? Nothing because you already have me as your chocolate!

mixxxxxx

Modesto, CA, USA

Wouldn't mind a sugar daddy to treat me to a movie lol

prxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

what does a DJ call his son? Eric Eric i know, corny

Rixxxxxx

Belton, TX, USA

I love dad jokes. Hahaha I love to laugh so give me your best jokes

Anxxxxxx

Abbeville, SC, USA

I enjoy date nights and romantic beach walks, Im not looking for anything serious just a clear understanding of what we both want out of the arrangement! If it turns into something serious then so be it!!

Maxxxxxx

Almonte, ON, CAN

What does the deaf gynecologist do ? Reads lips!! What's brown and sticky? A stick

maxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Don't be a bore be a whore! (You have to sing it in your head) to be funny.

khxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

May I call you daddy?! Or do you prefer Papi?! Hehe let's just meet each other and have fun!

mixxxxxx

Peterborough, PTE, GBR

I like you lots and lots just like jelly tots! Im the sugar to ur candy !

suxxxxxx

Islington, LND, GBR

Why did the smartphone break up with the tablet? It found someone more "app"-ealing!

arxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Thick thighs,brown eyes it's going to be hard to say goodbye,

Eixxxxxx

Yorktown Heights, NY, USA

How many sugar cubes do you want in your tea? --> I dunno, ask my daddy. He knows the answer

enxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I'm for all the corny jokes! But unfortunately don't know any myself

Auxxxxxx

Chattanooga, TN, USA

"She call me Daddy, I don't even know her Mama" •Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? Because they're the best future generations

Buxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I like to go fishing divorced or widowed and need a companion let me know I'm down to make you not feel lonely

joxxxxxx

Alameda, CA, USA

If you give me some sugar you might get some in return lol

fixxxxxx

Arlington, VA, USA

I usually take my tea with a little milk, lemon, and raw sugar only raw please.

Saxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

I'm just a naturally funny person most people tell me that anyway we'll definitely have a good laugh but I don't know any jokes lol.