FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Sixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

pretty little ebony domme with a mean streak looking for her sub… do you think thats you ? Approach

DAxxxxxx

Kelso, WA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

snxxxxxx

Best, NB, NLD

Life youre life its too short. Nobady thats money with him when he is dead

esxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

what did the sugar daddy say to the sugar baby? sugar daddy: "You're right. You do deserve a trip to Paris" sugar baby: *accepts well deserved trip to Paris* "Merci"

anxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why did the sugar packet go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!

bexxxxxx

Delray Beach, FL, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

Snxxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

bexxxxxx

Duluth, GA, USA

Heard if I was a vegetable I'd be a cutecumber lol very different but I found it to be kind of cute

baxxxxxx

Ashtabula, OH, USA

Love jokes and funny conversations. But gotta be nice

inxxxxxx

Hampton, VA, USA

i enjoy a lot of sarcasm , who wouldn't lol & if you cant get with that idk what to tell you

xxxxxxxx

Goodyear, AZ, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

clxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I was going to tell you a joke about sodium… But NA...

stxxxxxx

Bothell, WA, USA

What do noodles and ladies have in common....? They both squirm when they're eaten.

noxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that doesn't want any sugar? -A diabetic daddy Hahaha

sexxxxxx

Calabasas, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he kneaded some dough to sweeten his sugar baby's life!

edxxxxxx

Wilmington, NC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich to attract pretty, young women is not a "sugar daddy," he's an artificial sweetener

blxxxxxx

Springfield, MA, USA

I don't kno lol I don't kno They ask random questions on here

maxxxxxx

Valley Center, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

asxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

Sugar baby like the candy yummmy that's me haha love to chat

Mixxxxxx

Erie, PA, USA

I'm bad at telling jokes haha but would love to hear what you've got!