FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

lyxxxxxx

North Bay, ON, CAN

What do you call a gender neutral sugar daddy? A glucose guardian.

joxxxxxx

Meridian, MS, USA

How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips..

pLxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

If he not giving you no money, don't be his honey ahaha

stxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a sugar baby? - Candy Crush

jaxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

If I told you that you have a beautiful body. Would you hold it against me?

Jexxxxxx

Charleston, WV, USA

A sugar daddy without any sugar is just a Splenda daddy

roxxxxxx

Thuringowa, QLD, AUS

Why did the sugar go to therapy? It had too many issues with dissolving relationships!

spxxxxxx

Amsterdam, OH, USA

What's sweater than the sugar you get? The sugar daddy you gives it to you!

Wixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I glued some skittles to my shoulder and walked around town, but nobody was impressed. I guess I need better arm candy. Why are boomers the best sugar daddies? Practice! They've been f*cking future generations since 1980.

suxxxxxx

Staines-upon-Thames, SRY, GBR

My sugar daddy is not enough only with Sweet as sugar , He need to be hot as well.;))

NOxxxxxx

Mexico, NY, USA

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

jexxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

hoxxxxxx

Fayetteville, AR, USA

What did Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka? His sugar daddy

loxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

How much sugar do you like in your coffee or tea ? Lots of sugar babyyy lol

pexxxxxx

Atlantic City, NJ, USA

You bring the funds , I'll bring the fun. Lol get it ?

Stxxxxxx

Huntsville, TX, USA

What is it called when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Asxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Why have one joke when you can have two? What did the sugar baby say to the bartender when he asked her how she likes her drinks? I like them with extra SUGAR. What did the sugar baby say to the sugar daddy when they had a fight? Leave me a loan

cexxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

How many licks do it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll?

yoxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take the sugar baby to a whole new level of sweetness!

chxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

why did the coach go to the bank ? TO GET HIS QUARTERBACK LOL