FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Dixxxxxx

Locust Grove, GA, USA

If ice cream were to come from a sugar cow, where would money come from? A sugar daddy.

stxxxxxx

Broxton, CHW, GBR

There are two snakes one of them said to the other are we poisonous and he said I don't know why and he said we'll I've just bitten my lip ..........sorry ha ha

Blxxxxxx

Hollywood, FL, USA

Did I just stumbled upon a..... a sugar daddy?? Let have a sugar rush lol

Asxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

The bartender asked the sugarbaby how she likes her drinks and she responded sweet with sugar.

daxxxxxx

Flagstaff, AZ, USA

Why couldn't the pepper do archery? He didn't habanero

faxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

What do you call a lady? Whose sugar daddy dies? Not dead broke

loxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? To check his "sweet" account balance and make sure he had enough "sugar" to keep things sweet

raxxxxxx

Chelsea, MA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music I'm calling it "girls just wanna have funds"

kexxxxxx

El Campo, TX, USA

if your favorite candy isn't chocolate don't worry me either but I've heard I taste sweet

Saxxxxxx

Antony, IDF, FRA

Any man that doesnt support his woman financially basically has low sugar level lol

raxxxxxx

Akron, OH, USA

Why shouldn't you trust trees? They seem shady

Tixxxxxx

Snellville, GA, USA

Is this your dad?! Are you with him? He's with you? Not quite a joke but always hilarious!

Anxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Sharing is Caring.................................

TNxxxxxx

Temecula, CA, USA

I visited my doctor today he says my sugar is too high so I came home and moved it to the lower shelf.

Nexxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Guess what you can blow to get all your wishes answered.... A sugar daddy LOL

vexxxxxx

Puyallup, WA, USA

when you want a sugar daddy but your diabetic .

krxxxxxx

Waterloo, ON, CAN

Brown sugar for your warm coffee Aren't you tired running through my man all day Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper

Daxxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A candy crush!

Jaxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

Is the sun shining too bright? Because you are radiating

trxxxxxx

Casa Grande, AZ, USA

Why did the man sprinkle sugar on his pillow on New Year's Eve? He wanted to start the year with sweet dreams.