FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Tixxxxxx

Rialto, CA, USA

Why don't ladies go skiing in skirts? Because they'll get chapped lips.

bexxxxxx

Clinton, CT, USA

If ice cream were to come from a sugar cow, where would money come from??? - a sugar daddy

Frxxxxxx

College Station, TX, USA

In search of a gas daddy, it's like a sugar daddy but they pay for my gas! I'm in search for both!!!!!

Paxxxxxx

Frisco, TX, USA

You bless my travel goals and i'll bless your camera roll. I'll be as sweet as you want me too, or as mean as you deserve, you tell me.

Amxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the dentist? Because he had a sweet tooth

suxxxxxx

Bridgeport, CT, USA

If he ain't spending no more don't be his honey !!

clxxxxxx

Barcelona, CT, ESP

*knok* - how's there? +sugar - sugar what? +sugar baby, daddy

Sexxxxxx

Lismore, NSW, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Adxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

Salt is just angry sugar Why is throwing a sugar cube at someone not an act of assault? Because its so sweet.

haxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To take the relationship to the next level!

noxxxxxx

New England, ND, USA

A man who pretend to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "SUGAR DADY" He's an Artificial Sweetner.

Amxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? -Just leave me a loan! ::mic drop::

chxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? - A sugar daddy!

hixxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do.

lexxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Behind every happy sugar baby that is well taken care of is a happy sugar daddy. A Chanel bag = A happy sugar baby

Chxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why don't sugar daddies ever get lost? Because they always follow the sugar trail! Hehehe ;-)

thxxxxxx

Greenville, NC, USA

sugar daddy with no sugar ? That sounds kind of "Splenda"

suxxxxxx

Torrance, CA, USA

"There were 3 tomato papa tomato mama tomato and baby tomato, Baby tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato starts getting really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says, 'Ketchup.” If you know you know.

Moxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high, So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

cuxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

what do you call a sugar daddy with no money? * a splenda daddy