FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

unxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

why did the chicken cross the road because you didnt f-king cook ittt Im bad at jokkeees

Buxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.

Thxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.

roxxxxxx

East Peoria, IL, USA

The funniest jokes I've seen here are these profiles. These desperate, classless women on here begging for attention from people with no profile picture who makes less than 200k per year....and leaving sl*tty comments saying PICK ME under profiles, that's a joke. Very sad. And then these men who clearly think we're all idiots who need them, lol, think its okkay to demand more pictures, personal information, sexual contact etc and barely have to say hello. Hilarious. A...

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anxxxxxx

Rotterdam, ZH, NLD

Why is it always "baby, I adore you, but never "baby I'll dior you"?

Amxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

What did the sugar say to the hot water? -"You make me dissolve into happiness!" xD

swxxxxxx

Winter Garden, FL, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

anxxxxxx

Rotterdam, ZH, NLD

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to get those sweet buns!

Brxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Thought for the day: You bring the honey and I bring the money

adxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar cube go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!

kDxxxxxx

Rosemont, IL, USA

I truthfully dont have a friendly joke lbvs!! Morr so somthing like Guess what?? Chicken BUTT!!!

gbxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

what do you blow to make all your wishes come true?? a sugar daddy ;)

drxxxxxx

Bala, PA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetner.

Anxxxxxx

Staten Island, NY, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you're trying to be my sugar daddy and shower me nicely. Keep in mind "No money no honey" maybe just a peak haha

xoxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I'm young and your money's old so I believe we are the perfect match lol !!!

Kkxxxxxx

Albany, GA, USA

Sugar ... but add a little bit of spiceeeee ;)))))

Bexxxxxx

Burton-on-Trent, STS, GBR

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

Mixxxxxx

Lake Forest, IL, USA

Idk how to write this joke HAHA but I hope you have some interest in me!

pexxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Let's play carpenter! First, we'll get hammered, then you can nail me to a wall.

brxxxxxx

Etobicoke, ON, CAN

What is the gender-neutral term for "Sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian