FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

cuxxxxxx

Fullerton, CA, USA

what do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? meals on wheels

haxxxxxx

Washington, PA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with the girl? A candy crush

sexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'll call it "Girls Just wanna have Funds"!

alxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

BBxxxxxx

Cicero, IL, USA

A husband and wife are having dinner when a girl waves at him, the wife asks " Who is that? Her husband says "nobody" it keeps bothering the wife so she keeps asking him " Who is she? The husband finally admits "That's my Sugar Baby" the wife then asks" Who's the girl she having dinner with " He says " That's Bob's Sugar Baby " the wife pauses and says" Ours is prettier".

lixxxxxx

Williamsburg, VA, USA

Sugar, you're so sweet that I'm going to need insulin when we're done!

Dixxxxxx

Callahan, FL, USA

Me: Hey you, they call me sticky Him: Sticky, why? Me: Cum find out

maxxxxxx

Prince George, BC, CAN

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

msxxxxxx

Council Bluffs, IA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

Chxxxxxx

LND, GBR

What is the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy? Glucose Guardian

Arxxxxxx

Laguna Hills, CA, USA

Use the Splendadaddy joke one more time....an I'll blow us both up. Thank you :)

Esxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

I'm sweet like sugar and I taste like honey. I'll give you the honor of seeing which part is sugar and which part is honey

nyxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What do you blow to make a wishes come true? - A sugar daddy!

baxxxxxx

Sebring, OH, USA

Why do boomers make the best sugar daddies? They're the best in future generations haha!

Buxxxxxx

Cedar Rapids, IA, USA

Glucose walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, sugar?"

nyxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".

Swxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

How did the sugar baby's friends describe them? "The sweetest friend you'll ever have, with a sprinkle of sugar and a whole lot of love to give!"

prxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the candy store?Because he heard the sweets were on the top shelf!

clxxxxxx

Wellington, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he wanted to find a sweet deal!

blxxxxxx

Ravenden, AR, USA

What do dandelions and sugar daddies have in common? You blow them to get a wish.