FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

naxxxxxx

Madison, WI, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Kexxxxxx

Havering, LND, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bank for their first date? Because he wanted to show her a place where the interest was always growing!

soxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

"Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? To check his sweet equity!" Yeah, that was awful.

ohxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? - Sugar Puff Daddy

Mixxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Being owned is your calling. Come and beg. Maybe I'll keep you, paypig.

taxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Olxxxxxx

Lake Charles, LA, USA

How do you spot a rinser? You give them a little bite. If they take it and run, they weren't worth the steady 4 star meals you would have fed them every month. If they come back to you thankful, sweet and giving of themselves, they are worth the effort.

shxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a diabetic sugar daddy... A sugar free daddy

Haxxxxxx

Beaufort, SC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy you've never met before? ...

Nexxxxxx

Ann Arbor, MI, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

gixxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Don't ever need to add any sweetener to the things you eat when your alr sweet enough!!

syxxxxxx

Stephenville, TX, USA

"You want some cream with your coffee?" Lol What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? Financial AIDS What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

fuxxxxxx

'Ewa Beach, HI, USA

The missing sugar bowl Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but ...

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Grxxxxxx

Grand Forks, ND, USA

my favorite is be careful going out in the rain! (cause im made of sugar)

Swxxxxxx

Pasadena, CA, USA

What's the gender neutral version of sugar daddy? Glucose guardian

shxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

arxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

sixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many cravings for attention!

alxxxxxx

Abberley, WOR, GBR

Turns out most of you only have the money for being some sort of artificial sweetener daddy

loxxxxxx

Fort Smith, AR, USA

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me. Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse. What did the left eye...

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