FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Arxxxxxx

Sterling, CO, USA

What does Fetty Wap and TLC have in common? Left eye dead

doxxxxxx

Agoura Hills, CA, USA

What do you call a Nun ,who ride's a Bicycle "?? "A Virgin Mobile "... LoL

sdxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

“Why did the sugar daddy bring a map to the date? Because he was determined to find the sweetest spot in town!”

loxxxxxx

Anaheim, CA, USA

There are different kinds of sugar in this world. Don't forget nothing is better than the sugar that is naturally sweet. The others are going to try to be that natural sugar with so much added that we don't need. Stay true and sweet in life.

caxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

She was an accountant's sugar baby Because she knew how to compound their interest

muxxxxxx

Cave Springs, AR, USA

How do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? - Candy crush lol

asxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

what do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair ? meals on wheels

Arxxxxxx

Vicksburg, MS, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? Because he wanted to find a sweet treat to spoil his sugar baby!

nexxxxxx

Eola, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy pick the sugar baby because she was sweet

Baxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

What are those things you blow and your wish comes true? Oh yeah… sugar daddies…

buxxxxxx

Willis, TX, USA

There are two types of men in this world. Men who like their steaks rare and those who don't Medium rare is fine but not preferred :)

loxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Your money is old but I can definitely be new to you!

asxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

A sugar daddy asks a sugar baby what's her sign? She says the dollar sign lol !

Mzxxxxxx

Mechanicsburg, PA, USA

What melts in your mouth but not in your hands? Answer: Sugar

auxxxxxx

Saskatoon, SK, CAN

Why did the sugar baby go to school? To become a 'sweet' teacher! ;)

daxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Sugar baby with a sweet tooth that needs to be filled

Goxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar get a job at the bank? Because it was sweet!

pexxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on the date? Because they heard their date was “high maintenance”!

Kixxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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ghxxxxxx

Aurora, NC, USA

What's a sugar daddy that only wants cookies ... a diabetic hahahaha