dexxxxxx
Jacksonville, FL, USA
My Uncle was in a mental hospital My uncle is mentally ill and has been in a mental hospital for two years. The doctors noticed that he seemed to be doing well so they decided to discharge him. Before signing the discharge papers, the doctor asked one last question to my uncle just to make sure. The doctor asked "If you put 3 sacks of sugar in the ocean will it be sweet?". My uncle said "Of course not, Doc!" The doctor said "Very good! You really are good to go...
Isxxxxxx
Monroe, MI, USA
**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...
drxxxxxx
Texarkana, AR, USA
The whole family are having breakfast together when… The young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, "Will you pass the honey, honey?" She giggles and passes the honey. His father, not to be outdone, looks over to his beautiful wife and asks, "Will you pass the sugar, sugar?" She laughs, "Your still a charmer," and passes the sugar. The Grandfather looks up, makes eye contact with his wife of 55 years and asks, "Will you pass th...