FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Mrxxxxxx

Santa Clarita, CA, USA

What's the best time of year to visit Turkey? What's Irish and hangs around the back yard.?

Skxxxxxx

Barcelona, CT, ESP

Sugar Baby: “Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to our date?” Sugar Daddy: “To sugar-coat our conversations, of course!”

Asxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

chxxxxxx

Atlantic City, NJ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring his sugar baby to the casino? Because he wanted to show her that sometimes, life is just a roll of the sugar dice!

saxxxxxx

Ottawa, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby take her calculator to her date with the wealthy sugar daddy? Because she wanted to make sure they added up to a perfect arrangement!

lexxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

mixxxxxx

Naples, FL, USA

I'm starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music... I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds!

Arxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy become a baker? Because he wanted to show his sugar baby that life can be both sweet and dough-licious!

caxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

We don't get to choose our fathers but we get to pick our DADDiES!!!

Roxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy cross the road? Because the sugar baby was so hot, he couldn't help himself. Lol

sexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Swxxxxxx

Jersey City, NJ, USA

I realized on these kind sites, "You need to kiss a lot of frogs to get to your Daddy"

Olxxxxxx

Fort Collins, CO, USA

I love a good dad joke or a funny story! Here's a dad joke I saw today. What do you call a fish with a bowtie? Sofishticated

naxxxxxx

Southampton, ON, CAN

A sugar baby ain't a sugar baby without the daddy.

toxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

I once had a sugar daddy... . It wasn't anything weird, my dad just had type two diabetes

mixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich and a sugar daddy isn't a "sugar daddy" he's a artificial sweetner.

prxxxxxx

Aurora, OH, USA

Joke: What do you blow to make your dreams come true ? Answer: A sugar daddy

Lixxxxxx

Stow, OH, USA

Why did the sugar baby become a baker? Because he knew the secret ingredient to a sweet life is sugar and dough

kaxxxxxx

Glendale, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!

kaxxxxxx

Glendale, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!