FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

maxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

rexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who has artificial sweetener and would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

Kaxxxxxx

Tallahassee, FL, USA

I think Cyndi Lauper missed out on a HUGE check. She should've made a sugar dating site & called it "Girls Just Wanna Have Funds"

NGxxxxxx

Darlington, VIC, AUS

Why is the candy shop always so happy? There’s no need to stress as there’s enough sweetness!

loxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

I'm starting a Sugar dating website for people that are into 80s music ... Calling it girls just wanna have funds XD

suxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Idk what's sweeter than me i think when i was born the dr dropped me in a bowl of sugar

Loxxxxxx

Cookeville, TN, USA

What is a good girls favorite candy? A: A Sugar Daddy

prxxxxxx

Flushing, NY, USA

Why are demolition experts and dominatrixes alike? They both like wrecking balls ;P

cuxxxxxx

Cookeville, TN, USA

What do you call a good girls favorite candy? A Sugar Daddy

quxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

What does a ghost have in his morning coffee? Sugar with a lot of screams.

Nexxxxxx

Bend, OR, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

RAxxxxxx

Vancouver, WA, USA

SPLENDA DADDY (noun): A man that would like to be a sugar daddy but doesn't quite have the funds to pull it off.

fixxxxxx

Garrett Park, MD, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

swxxxxxx

Brent, LND, GBR

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you or won't I?....................

JExxxxxx

East Stroudsburg, PA, USA

I could never be a sugar daddy I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.

skxxxxxx

Blue Springs, MO, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? - because it wanted to become a smart cookie! ;)

gexxxxxx

Sunshine Coast, QLD, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

ELxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Q: What's a sugar daddy's favorite dessert? A: Anything with lots of sugar, of course!

Gixxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her that their relationship was just as sweet as a freshly baked pastry, with a side of financial security!

ryxxxxxx

Keller, TX, USA

What do you call a failed sugar daddy? A splenda daddy, bc theyre just not as good!