FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

roxxxxxx

Rockhampton, QLD, AUS

A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... "Daddy I'm cumming!" "Hi Cumming, I'm dad"

bixxxxxx

Avondale, AZ, USA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

alxxxxxx

Biberach, BW, DEU

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

mixxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

emxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? To make a "sweet" deposit, of course! Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bakery? He heard they had "high-rise" pastries! Remember, jokes are meant to be fun and not offensive. Enjoy a good laugh!

haxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movies ? It was rated ARRRRGGG

kixxxxxx

Old Town, ME, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who falls in love with his sugar? A Candy Crush!!

Maxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? What is the most time sensitive animal?

Fuxxxxxx

Leeds, AL, USA

Why did the sugar baby apply for a job at the bakery? They heard they could make some dough on the side! What did the sugar daddy say to the sugar baby when they couldn't find their wallet? "Looks like I'm going to have to sweeten the deal!"

KAxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.

swxxxxxx

The Bronx, NY, USA

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

evxxxxxx

Auburn, AL, USA

a moth flutters into a podiatrist’s office. the podiatrist asks, “what seems to be the problem?” the moth takes a deep breath, “where do i even start? my life is turning into shambles. my wife left me. my kids blame me for the divorce. sometimes i sit here wondering why i’m still even here and if i should end it all.” the podiatrist stops him, “woah, hey there! those sound like actual problems. you should seek therapy and psychiatric care. i’m only a foot doctor. w...

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Buxxxxxx

Seymour, CT, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his baby to the bakery? To show her where the dough comes from!

hoxxxxxx

Essen, NW, DEU

Money rules the world, so if you rule the money, you rule the world.

tixxxxxx

Saint Albans, VIC, AUS

I'd tell you a rumour about some butter on a piece of toast but you might spread it ! Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow ? So he could have sweet dreams;)

Ouxxxxxx

Abingdon, MD, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? He wanted to show her what real dough looks like!

kexxxxxx

Jacksonville Beach, FL, USA

Why do cows have hooves? (Youll only hear the end of it when you message me:))

csxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I am going to tell you a cold joke today. One day the rich man was walking in the park, leading his dog, and suddenly a killer ran out of the grass, and then pointed a gun at the rich man’s dog. Bang bang shot twice, and then killed the rich man's dog, and then the rich man asked the killer angrily, why did you kill my dog, and then the killer sneered, and said to the rich man, someone gave me 20 million , Ask me to take your dog's life!

yoxxxxxx

Fort Mill, SC, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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Quxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy