FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Myxxxxxx

Bellflower, CA, USA

Why did the sugar jump into coffee? Because it needed a little pick-me-up!

baxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Hey there Mr. sorry I splited and fell into you're feed hit me up handsome ;)

baxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Hey there dear sir sorry I splited and fell into you're dms ;)

hoxxxxxx

Marshall, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a map to the date? He wanted to show his sugar baby that their connection was "right on the sweet spot!"

Inxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Saxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

After 655 years of marriage, my grandpa still calls grandma "honey", "sweetie", "baby", and "sugar". I asked him for the secret to keep love alive so long. He said "i forgot her name 10 years ago, and I'm afraid to ask."

aqxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

I call him daddy but he's never met my mother When your sd falls in love and now your his candy crush

Maxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80's music, I am call it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds!!!

Fexxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why does Sugar feel like a celebrity? Because it's always "on" the newspapers in all kinds of food

Fixxxxxx

Glenwood Springs, CO, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is Glucose Guardian

pixxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

i'm young , your money is old. what a great match ;)

buxxxxxx

Lancaster, PA, USA

Every morning after I wake up, I read the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If my name is not on it, I go to work

chxxxxxx

West Yorkshire, GBR

Did you know "beef stew" is illegal to use as a password? Cause it's not stroganoff

Joxxxxxx

Westlake, OH, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

alxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? Because he knew their relationship was about to rise to a whole new level of sweetness!

JOxxxxxx

Schaumburg, IL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Eaxxxxxx

Grand Rapids, MN, USA

What do you call a dinosaur that ate too much sugar? A sweet'osaurus!

thxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Jaxxxxxx

Mount Vernon, NY, USA

I had a sugar daddy once. Nothing weird, my dad had type II diabetes. ToT

4Uxxxxxx

Palo Alto, CA, USA

Elon musk's has been flying into outer space, So he's going to opening up a Restaurant on the Moon awesome atmosphere, except for the Food is too dehydrated. A Brunette walks into the Corner Cleaners drops off her Dress ( it's Blu ) the Clerk says Come Again she says no this time it's Toothpaste badda Boom A drunk walks into the Church, looking for comfort,he wandered into the Confessional door dash in. He here's voice's someone knocking, he says Sorry I'm outta t...

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