FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

onxxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

Original: When is a one night stand acceptable? When the interior designer suggests it.

Unxxxxxx

Shreveport, LA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date with his sugar baby? Because he heard they were reaching for sweet success together!

mixxxxxx

Morro Bay, CA, USA

Q: Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet? A: On line! Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: Drop her a line! Q: Where is mermaid with a sweet tooth's favourite place to eat? A: Sugar Fish

raxxxxxx

Hollywood, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who falls in love with a sugar baby? Candy Crush. What do you call a man whom pretends to be a rich "Sugar Daddy" offering an allowance in order to attract pretty women? He's an artificial sweetner. What do you call a wealthy man on Sugar Daddy dating sites who doesn't give money to women he dates? MalaproPapas

bjxxxxxx

Yorkshire, GBR

What do you need to blow to make a wish come true? A sugar daddy.

Nexxxxxx

Riyadh, Ar Riyāḑ, SAU

What did the grape do when he got stepped on ? He let out a little wine

Eixxxxxx

White Plains, NY, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush. (I totally look this up but it made me giggle so I had to share it)

Dexxxxxx

Palm Beach Gardens, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take the relationship to a whole new level! #SugarDaddyHumor

bexxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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auxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

"Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the sugar daddy's house? Because they heard he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!"

bbxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

kexxxxxx

Minneota, MN, USA

You guys ever heard a rumor about butter ? Nevermind I don't wanna spread it :)

Blxxxxxx

Berkeley, CA, USA

after you eat me ...what should you check? your sugar baby -this came off the top of the dome

Elxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? To check his balance, of course!

Irxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing I do is look cute and give you attention.

laxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush!!

Soxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why did the blind man fall into the well? Because he couldnt see that well. My neighbours are such jerks, they were up until 3am banging on my wall. Luckily i was still up playing the bag pipes.

suxxxxxx

Vancouver, WA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Alxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar go to the doctor? Because it thinks it's a little too sweet!

swxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I visited my doctor and he said my sugar was too high, so I went back home and moved it to a lower shelf