FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

juxxxxxx

Asheville, NC, USA

What do you blow to make a wish??? A sugar daddy!!

prxxxxxx

Cardiff, CRF, GBR

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror....... halloumi! :)

Juxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Honestly, I am the WORST Joke Teller (I can NEVER remember how the Joke goes when I try to re-tell it)??? Ok, here it goes (But I will warn you that it Pretty Corny)... Why did the Skeleton go to the Party Alone? Because he had NO-BODY to go with! Get it? Yeah, Yeah, I know that was so FN Lame... I simply could not recall any good ones off the Top of my Head! Oh well, I told ya that I was Pretty Bad at telling jokes. Lol ;-)

Suxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy .. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes lml

Tixxxxxx

Clifton, NJ, USA

Why did the snowman pull down his pants? Because he heard the snowblower coming ! Hahahaha

faxxxxxx

Carlsbad, NM, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs?? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with two legs?? Lean Beef

dexxxxxx

Karlsruhe, BW, DEU

There's something that bothers me. What is it? You have the same name as my dad. No problem I prefer to go by my nickname anyway. Oh cool, what is it? Daddy.

caxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush!

Thxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Nothings sweet without a lil sugar lol Sugar, spice & everything nice

suxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Doritos Fred and Earl were at Sloppy Joes Bar when Fred noticed Earl with a new bag of Doritos.I love those things so much that I could eat that whole bag said Fred so Earl opened the bag and poured the Doritos into a bowl then craddled the bowl while handing Fred the empty bag.Need anything to drink with that? asked Earl.

brxxxxxx

Rio de Janeiro, RJ, BRA

Why did the sugar bowl break up with the teaspoon? Because it couldn't handle all the stirring drama!

texxxxxx

Aberford, LDS, GBR

Do you spell buttcheeks as one word or do you spread them apart? Haha

hexxxxxx

LT, ITA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

bexxxxxx

Galloway, OH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring his sugar baby to the car dealership? Because he wanted to show her that he's a "sweet ride" kind of guy!

hoxxxxxx

Ankeny, IA, USA

What do you call it when you catch feelings for your sugar daddy? A sugar crush.

abxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? Financial AIDS

jexxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

What do you blow to make all of your wishes come true? A Sugar Daddy

Sexxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? - A paypal

cuxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

buxxxxxx

Beverly, MA, USA

Why did the hot chic cross the road? To get to her favorite shoe store lol