FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

Valley Springs, CA, USA

What do you call ladyparts made from sugar, butter and chocolate? A Fudgina.

maxxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

Make a wish !! 1st blonde: "What are those things you blow to make a wish ?" 2nd blonde: "Sugar Daddies."

chxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two tired

myxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Why did the bike fall over? :( It was two tired! LOL

brxxxxxx

Kenosha, WI, USA

Why don't sugar daddies use bookmarks? Because they always prefer to bend over the pages!

Snxxxxxx

Windsor, ON, CAN

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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Msxxxxxx

Richardson, TX, USA

Are you from China? Cause I know you're China spend all your money on meee (Ha Ha! Knee slapper lol)

Apxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Only thing i love more than cash Is me, youre a close second tho

bexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy?" Glucose guardian.

joxxxxxx

Copenhagen, Capital Region, DNK

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the sugar daddy's house? Because they heard he was on a high allowance!

Kixxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Mexxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Let's play carpenter! First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.

caxxxxxx

Toulouse, OCC, FRA

Je suis un petit sucre pour l'instant, mais ça ne me déplairait pas de devenir du caramel

Chxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Ain't nothing funny about me! But I hope you have a nice day!

Emxxxxxx

McAlester, OK, USA

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!!!!!!

jaxxxxxx

Abell, MD, USA

What did the cat say to the howl .....,,.whoooo are you :)

Coxxxxxx

Asheville, NC, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.... I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

stxxxxxx

Darrouzett, TX, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

knxxxxxx

Port Moody, BC, CAN

As a previous pastry chef this is one I heard often. What do you call a baker holding a bag of sugar in each hand? Ambidextrose

tyxxxxxx

Advance, IN, USA

I'm young but your money's old what a great pair!!