FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

maxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

What's the scariest plant in the forest?....BAMBOO!

Baxxxxxx

Bournemouth, BMH, GBR

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after having a big fight? Leave me a loan :)

buxxxxxx

Portsmouth, VA, USA

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

Baxxxxxx

Bournemouth, BMH, GBR

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after having a big fight? Leave me a loan :)

suxxxxxx

Niagara Falls, NY, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who can't afford any sugar? A Splenda daddy LMFAOOOOO

cyxxxxxx

Southampton, STH, GBR

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A ** daddy

baxxxxxx

Acadia Valley, AB, CAN

Am I cute enough? Or do u need me to pour u a drink?

prxxxxxx

Southington, CT, USA

I heard a joke that said if a sugar daddy gets to hot he will melt because hot sugar melts LMAO ahahaha it's way funnier in my head

Raxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

One day, Xiao Ming went to take a practice test. His friend asked him how he did on the exam and Ming replied, "It was so embarrassing! I answered all the questions on the paper beautifully, but the most embarrassing thing was that all the questions weren't on the exam!"

toxxxxxx

Benton, AR, USA

A man in Russia is asked by his wife to go get some sugar. So he goes and he waits all day in a line. When he finally gets to the front of it, they tell him they're out. And he starts yelling. "This war is stupid! This is like being back in the bad old days, living under communism again!" At once a policeman approaches him and says "Friend, be silent. You know, back in the bad old days, if you said such a thing aloud, well... you would have been shot. Just be glad...

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cyxxxxxx

Southampton, STH, GBR

spoil me to be spoilt in different ways daddies ;)

Loxxxxxx

Pine Mountain, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you are oy friends with? PayPal lol

loxxxxxx

Wauchula, FL, USA

what does a sugar baby say to their sugar daddy after a big fight? "leave me a loan!"

kyxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar date a computer? It heard it had a lot of "byte"!

caxxxxxx

Mount Pleasant, MI, USA

If a bluebird has blue babies, and a blackbird has black babies, what kind of bird has no babies? A swallow.

Kixxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved!

Juxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Honestly, I am the WORST Joke Teller (I can NEVER remember how it goes). :-( Ok, here it is (But I will warn you that it Pretty Corny)... Why did the Skeleton go to the Party Alone? Because he had NO-BODY to go with! I know that was so FN Lame... See I told ya that I was Pretty Bad at telling jokes. ;-)

Pexxxxxx

Darlington, DAL, GBR

What do you call a sugar daddy that your only friends with ... A paypal !

mixxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

In need of a daddy who can put a smile on my face.

baxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.