FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

cuxxxxxx

Fairburn, GA, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef :)

rexxxxxx

Prior Lake, MN, USA

Why isn't there a pregnant barbie doll? Answer: Because Ken came in another box

slxxxxxx

Beavercreek, OH, USA

This section is silly? Who comes up with jokes beforehand? Only true comedians never know what their going to say next. lol

Mixxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Don't message if you don't have stamina lol. Can you keep up with me?

imxxxxxx

Harpenden, HRT, GBR

I'm an aesthetic injector so if you need any Botox I'm your girl.

anxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I'm a dog mommy looking for a daddy (a daddy for myself :))

maxxxxxx

Westminster, MD, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with his baby? Candy crush What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy

kixxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

I can be sweet as candy cold as ice all depends on you

thxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar baby go to the bank? To get a sweet loan!

soxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

saxxxxxx

Winchester, VA, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

jaxxxxxx

Fremont, CA, USA

What's sugar with a little spice. That's like the box of chocolates you never know what you gonna get.

swxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Blue Horseshoe loves Anecot Steele Bet everything that.

suxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

You bring the sugar and i'll bring the spice....xo

MNxxxxxx

Lakeville, MN, USA

Did you know if a human and dinosaur had a foot race that the human would most likely win?! Because dinosaurs are dead! Duh!

Stxxxxxx

Best, NB, NLD

Are you santa? Are you the toothfairy? Or are you just happy to see me?

suxxxxxx

Torrance, CA, USA

"There were 3 tomatoes papa tomato mama tomato and baby tomato, Baby tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato starts getting really angry he goes back and squishes him and says, 'Ketchup.” If you know you know.

loxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

Where are we going SUGAR daddy? "I'm not sure but I dont want to SPLENDA lot of money"

PRxxxxxx

Chapel Hill, NC, USA

What do you call a gender neutral Sugar Daddy? A glucose guardian!

RAxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Why is a corn field the worst place to tell secrets? Well it's because of all the EARS.