FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Atxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

What do you call a deer with eyes? No eye deer What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no eye deer

Goxxxxxx

Lakin, KS, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who doesn't want to spend money? A Splenda Daddy !

joxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!

apxxxxxx

Diggers Rest, VIC, AUS

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, zero atmosphere

swxxxxxx

Idaho Falls, ID, USA

I’m not refined sugar — I’m the organic kind: natural, rare, and a little addictive

yoxxxxxx

Saint Paul, MN, USA

Looking for one night stand, preferably two because I have two lamps.

foxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Winston Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for 5 million pounds? Young Socialite: My goodness … well, I suppose. Winston Churchill: Would you sleep with me for 5 pounds? Young Socialite: What type of woman do you think I am? Winston Churchill: We’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price. :-)

Roxxxxxx

Toledo, OH, USA

"Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine".

moxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

what do you call two worms in love ? XD SOIL mates

djxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite workout? Carrying shopping bags as weights. Why settle for Prince Charming when you can have a King with a platinum card?”

Grxxxxxx

Lexington, SC, USA

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? .................. a rottweiler.

Arxxxxxx

Eagle River, AK, USA

SB to an elderly SD: "Boxers or briefs?" SD: "Depends...."

koxxxxxx

Chattanooga, TN, USA

A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says "I'll take 5 beers."

hoxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

What do you call a sugar baby who can cook? A sweet investment.

Luxxxxxx

Shah Alam, Selangor, MYS

Honestly, I like a dad joke and dumb joke. Like dis one " What kind of room has no doors or windows? The answer is Mushroom " lol

hoxxxxxx

South Lyon, MI, USA

Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? Because it had a reptile disfunction

dexxxxxx

Stamford, CT, USA

What do you call a Sugar Daddy that doesn't perform? A Splenda Daddy!!! Hahaha

Jexxxxxx

Eltham North, VIC, AUS

I must be a candy bar, because I’m looking for someone to unwrap me.

prxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels! lol What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! Haha

vixxxxxx

Pune, MH, IND

4+4=8 but you+me=fate On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9…because I'm the 1 you need.