FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

taxxxxxx

DeWitt, MI, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Aixxxxxx

Grayson, KY, USA

Why is the roster go to kfc??? To see a chicken strip!!!!

Irxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal

Dexxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

This isn't a joke to me. Just kidding. Lol I love good humor!

juxxxxxx

Frisco, TX, USA

Sweet like sugar to crave your sweet tooth make sure you have a dentist you might get cavities

Swxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Sweet,Sour,Yours ;), well that was my joke but there's a minimum lol

huxxxxxx

Miami Beach, FL, USA

Knock knock Who's there? I'm I'm who? I'm gonna show you who's boss

urxxxxxx

Lithonia, GA, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at f*cking future generations.

pexxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy? Glucose guardian.

goxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

I love evb equally and I deserve to be spoiled like da cute girl I am

euxxxxxx

San Juan, PR, USA

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emxxxxxx

Macon, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

kixxxxxx

Abbeville, GA, USA

SB: I would love to have this! SD: Too bad....just kidding get it SB: hahaha

Roxxxxxx

Hampton, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. Lol

suxxxxxx

Torrance, CA, USA

Lol if you know you know "there were 3 potatoes papa potato mama patatoe and baby potatoe, Baby potato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato starts getting really angry. Goes back and squishes him and says, 'Ketchup.”

lixxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Drxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

It's really, really, really true that same-sex couples have much better fun in the sun ok

huxxxxxx

Miami Beach, FL, USA

Knock knock Who's there? I'm I'm who? I'm gonna drain your bank account

kaxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

the only thing on the menu when you take me out to dinner is me-n-u haha

Vaxxxxxx

Maspeth, NY, USA

My friend recently worked at a sugar refinery factory… until his position was dissolved. RIP to the dominoe sugar factory on Kent Ave.