FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Maxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

I love dad jokes and corny pickup lines (: send your best one

xoxxxxxx

Yadkinville, NC, USA

•" Is your wallet as thick as I am?" ;) •A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, younger women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. •What's it called when a S~Daddy falls in love with a gal? Candy Crush.

Kexxxxxx

Bethlehem, PA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bakery? Because he wanted to reach for the sugar cookies and be the ultimate sweet-talker!

Evxxxxxx

West Bloomfield, MI, USA

Spoiled Sweet as I can never be rotten and I will always obtain what I want.

tyxxxxxx

EAS, PHL

i am friendly and happy person i hope i meet the nice and good person here accept me and make me happy

sixxxxxx

New Port Richey, FL, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

goxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

I'm a goddess and I deserve to drain your wallets like the amazing goddess I am and you shall worship your goddess

CExxxxxx

Nacogdoches, TX, USA

i visited the doctor today and he told me my sugar was too high.

suxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

If you're not gonna empty your wallet might as well send a whimper audio

Elxxxxxx

Grand Rapids, MI, USA

I'm young but moneys old we would go great together.

alxxxxxx

Robinson, IL, USA

Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrrre. Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend so long at c!!

erxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What is a monster favorite snack? Sugar babies!!

syxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

Daxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Sorry all out of jokes as this is really not a thing of humor.

alxxxxxx

Robinson, IL, USA

Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrrre. Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend so long at c!!

erxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What is a monster favorite snack? Sugar babies!!

syxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

Chxxxxxx

Katy, TX, USA

knock knock...who's there.... sugar daddy sugar daddy who sugar daddy poo

poxxxxxx

ONEHUNGA, AUK, NZL

What do you blow to make your wishes come true , a sugar daddy.

Avxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush