FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

blxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar Daddy

Spxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

What's brown and sticky? Me after I spill soda on myself because I'm clumsy.

saxxxxxx

Rockaway Park, NY, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Mixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

It would always humor me in my last relationship how people would assume I'm a gold digger, until he started bringing me around. The rumors shifted quickly from me being a "leech" to his family being shocked at how much I truly cared for him. I never felt the need to prove my love for him to his friends and family, but it always made me laugh, rather than stressed. He would always laugh at how much I didn't care. I would always tell him, "Unnecessary stress causes pre...

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prxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

you haven't had enough sugar til you've had me, I'll give you diabetes

Anxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Why do birds fly south for the winter? It's too far to walk

baxxxxxx

Abberley, WOR, GBR

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

Koxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

hoxxxxxx

Acacia Ridge, QLD, AUS

Why's Santa's sack so big? Cause he only cums once a year x

frxxxxxx

Menlo Park, CA, USA

why do scuba divers roll backwards off of boats?? because if they rolled forward, they'd fall in the boat!!!!!

suxxxxxx

Amarillo, TX, USA

Why did the tomato blush ? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Toxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I can tell you wild stories that happen to me. I look back at them and laugh now

evxxxxxx

Lawrenceville, GA, USA

Door: Knock Me: who's there Door: sugar Me: sugar who Door: sugar daddy

Nexxxxxx

AUS

What do you call a cheap sugar daddy? Stevia Daddy

Dixxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

ALL JOKES !!! What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? ...Meals on wheels

maxxxxxx

Bixby, OK, USA

i really don't know what a sugar joke is? someone explain

spxxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

Every sugar baby loves Halloween because trick or treating. most of them prefer both haha

Asxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

SAxxxxxx

Mount Vernon, NY, USA

A Man Who Pretends To Be Rich In Order To Attract A Pretty, Young Woman Is Not A "Sugar Daddy". He's An Artificial Sweetner.

Gaxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Someone once told me "sugar melts when it's touched by water."