FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

fbxxxxxx

Aztec, NM, USA

I believe your the joke, some take that as insulting i prefure not seeing it that way since a joke is there to brighten someone's day and make them smile and laugh and enjoy the moment.

Scxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

How Do You Call It, When Your Sugar Daddy Falls In Love With A Girl....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Candy Crush

r3xxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

How do you turn on an orange? You tickle its citrus

Roxxxxxx

Sharjah, SH, ARE

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future. I told him, "Boy, with how broke you are, you'd be a splenda stepfather."

suxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. "I'm calling it girls just wanna have funds" What do you call a sugar daddy you're only friends with? "PayPal" What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? "Leave me a loan"

Adxxxxxx

Utica, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his wallet to the amusement park? Because he wanted to treat his sugar baby to a rollercoaster of generosity!

Huxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

The joy I know is ridiculous in the eyes of others

lixxxxxx

Northampton, MA, USA

Haha don't got one just need one feel like I'm ready to look for someone who amazing but also funny can spoil me alot

Edxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

Why do bags like to make friends with sugar? Because the bag feels so sweet sticking with sugar!

stxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams

stxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

Can I follow you home? My parents always told me to follow my dreams

Suxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why did the guy with a foot fetish want to lose? He loves defeat! (; .

Brxxxxxx

Ocoee, FL, USA

Daddy, I love to bouncy bounce! Let your imagination go wild :)~

sqxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

What do you blow when you make a wish????? A Sugar Daddy:). hahahaha. I tried

mexxxxxx

Highlandville, MO, USA

Do you know what's naught n nice and spicy all over????????? Me, silly

jaxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

I don't bite.. hard. Unless you like that of course!

baxxxxxx

Gangnam-gu, Seoul, KOR

My favorite joke is the saying "When I want a Sugar daddy, but he actually wants sugar " I think it's a funny joke that pokes fun at the idea that many Women and Men who seek sugar daddies/mothers would like a relationship with sugar daddies or mamas without intimacy. I think it also pokes fun at many who join app for sexual pleasure.

Roxxxxxx

Edgbaston, BIR, GBR

I had a newt, I called him Tiny. Why? because he was minute.

bbxxxxxx

Maidenhead, WNM, GBR

Having a pet is like being a sugar daddy. You spend a lot keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention when they feel like it.

moxxxxxx

Diekirch, DI, LUX

I sometimes do really bad jokes :) and i laugh at then so here it is : How do we count cows?? Whit a cow-culator :D