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  • Anxxxxxx

    New London, CT, USA

    Let's find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll " the world will never know lol"

  • Suxxxxxx

    Burbank, IL, USA

    The SB asks her SD "I'll pop a tiddie for a fiddie" .. So the SD says.." Woman, you don't have fifty titties"

  • Ouxxxxxx

    Cincinnati, OH, USA

    A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian responds, "It rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's here or not."

  • moxxxxxx

    Abbeville, AL, USA

    Being a sugar daddy is almsot like being a owner of a Cat. You use all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

  • dixxxxxx

    Modesto, CA, USA

    what's an astronauts favorite key on the key board? a space bar

  • Kixxxxxx

    Watertown, NY, USA

    "she doesn't like me for my money... She likes me when I give her money

  • scxxxxxx

    Seattle, WA, USA

    What's the difference between a run down bus stop and a lobster with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean :-)

  • poxxxxxx

    Boca Raton, FL, USA

    Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

  • anxxxxxx

    Phoenix, AZ, USA

    On ur birthday what do u blow on to make ur wishes come true? - A sugar daddy!

  • UKxxxxxx

    Takapuna, AUK, NZL

    Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

  • bexxxxxx

    Midland, TX, USA

    What do you blow to make your dreams come true? A sugar daddy ;)

  • crxxxxxx

    New Castle, DE, USA

    three couples are sitting down for some evening tea one of the three men says to his wife “can you pass the sugar, sugar?” the second husband thinks it’s cute how his friend called his wife “sugar” while asking for the sugar. not wanting to be outdone he attempts to one-up his friend by sweetly asking his own wife, “can you pass the honey, honey?” the third man now feels there is an expectation for him to say something cute to his wife. so he clears his throat ...

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  • suxxxxxx

    Lakewood, WA, USA

    A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm.... "Daddy I'm cumming!" "Hi Cumming, I'm dad" What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!

  • hixxxxxx

    Mission, TX, USA

    Just a taste of sugar is better than none at all...

  • Suxxxxxx

    San Antonio, TX, USA

    Why did the frie want to go to France ? Because he wanted to be a french frie What's a sheep with out no arms or legs ? A cloud

  • Juxxxxxx

    Los Angeles, CA, USA

    Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he wanted to reach new sugar highs and spoil his sugar baby with extra sweetness!

  • Pexxxxxx

    Sydney, NSW, AUS

    Defenition of a splenda daddy. A man who wants to be a sugardaddy but doesnt have the funds to pull it off!

  • alxxxxxx

    New York, NY, USA

    "get that bread, get that head, then leave. peace out"

  • foxxxxxx

    Aberdeen, NC, USA

    Aren't you too old to be a sugar baby? Idk go ask my sugar daddy!

  • gexxxxxx

    Hamilton, WKO, NZL

    So I went to a zoo once, there was only one dog... it was a shitzu

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