FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Adxxxxxx

Centralia, WA, USA

I like to think I am the most amazing person in the universe

Thxxxxxx

Victorville, CA, USA

What do you call a silver fox in a wheelchair? meals on wheels

pixxxxxx

Laurel, MD, USA

I'm young your money is old let me show you how to use it and have some fun.

Suxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Why did the guy with a foot fetish want to lose? He loves defeat! (;

soxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only 10 I see ;)

roxxxxxx

Corby, NTH, GBR

cash for a possible sexy smash ;) money and i'll be all yours hunny in any way xoxo

emxxxxxx

Rocklin, CA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

naxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A candy crush

Juxxxxxx

Richardson, TX, USA

You got the courage for the curves? take it or leave it, you ain't ready for this.

kaxxxxxx

Kingwood, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

Lixxxxxx

Teaneck, NJ, USA

What's the quickest way for a rich man to lose weight?! EMPTY HIS WALLET!

slxxxxxx

Clinton, MD, USA

I might look sweet but I'm not giving out any sugar

lexxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why do boomers make the best sugar daddies? They're the best at fucking future generations

Spxxxxxx

Racine, WI, USA

Why do they put fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in! *Ba Dum Tss*

swxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

-I once had a sugar daddy.. It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

prxxxxxx

Gulf Breeze, FL, USA

Everything is shits and giggles till someone giggles and shits .

kaxxxxxx

Kingwood, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

edxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Everyone has heard of "69", but have you heard of "88"? This is the new craze that women love. Ask me about it!

NOxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Any. I'm a sucker for corny dad jokes. They literally all make me laugh haha

Kaxxxxxx

Madison, WI, USA

I'm good at dad jokes, not daddy jokes. You know what's really good for elbow pain? If you lick my butthole.