FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Gixxxxxx

Berlin Center, OH, USA

What's it called when a sugar daddy has a crush ? A candy crush!

Haxxxxxx

Roslyn, NY, USA

Maybe it won't cost me because I'm looking for love

Bexxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I wish I could tell a joke. But I don't know any, not even the dirty ones. I know there are many that start with, "A guy walks into a bar...." but I can't remember what comes next.

Yoxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush. What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels.

brxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

"Girls just wanna have Fund$! Or "all sugar daddies no splenda daddies"

baxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What gets blown, can be quiet or loud, and typically done in private? A nose you silly goose. Now get your head out the gutter.

yexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy".

Phxxxxxx

Middletown, OH, USA

Anything would be fine, as long as the conversation is interesting

fexxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

What's the opposite of sugar daddy? It is Umami...

Suxxxxxx

Maryland Heights, MO, USA

What does Pinocchio’s lover say to him? “Lie to me! Lie to me!”

Stxxxxxx

Pottstown, PA, USA

I once had a sugar daddy, it was nothing weird. My father had type 2 diabetes. (I totally didn't just steal that from the internet because I thought that was hilarious! Lol)

Mixxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

A priest and a lawyer were flying together when the plane suddenly encountered a mechanical problem and began to fall. Both men put on parachutes and the priest asked the lawyer, "Do you know how to parachute?" The lawyer replied confidently, "Of course, I served in the Air Force and am an excellent parachute cadet." The priest nodded, then asked, "Do you know how to fold a parachute?" The lawyer listened quietly for a moment and then replied, "Well, I don't know h...

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amxxxxxx

Campbelltown, NSW, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bakery? He heard there were sweet rolls. Why did the sugar daddy become a pilot? Because he wanted his life to be 'plane' sweet! Why did the sugar daddy refuse to play football? He said he'd rather pass a good time than pass a ball! Why did the sugar daddy go to Italy? To get a pizza the sweet life! Why doesn't a sugar daddy need a map? Because he always knows where the sweet spots are! Why don't sugar daddies like maths? They pr...

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caxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

There are 3 things which you can blow to make your wishes come true: Dandelions Candles Sugar daddies

laxxxxxx

Lexington, NC, USA

One of a kind but rare to find ..... I'm the vibe that will keep you vibing with that million dollar smile

tnxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Riddle: What is the best way for single girls to get rid of vermin in their apartment? Ask them for a comittment. :)

Naxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

What is the gender neutral term for sugar daddy? A Glucose Guardian!

elxxxxxx

Portsmouth, POR, GBR

i call my horse mayo, and sometimes, mayo neighs !

shxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.;)

kexxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What takes more than telamarkers..... ME . Until...