FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Roxxxxxx

San Leandro, CA, USA

I visited the doctor today and he said my sugar was too high...so I came home and moved it to a lower shelf

cuxxxxxx

Halmstad, Halland, SWE

I found a cure to being stressed! if you read "stressed" backwards it means you need to eat more desserts :)

Shxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

SAxxxxxx

Springfield, OH, USA

A man who presents to be rich in order to attract pretty young women is not a sugar daddy He is an artificial sweetener

Enxxxxxx

Brielle, NJ, USA

I'm a new sugar.. don't have any cheesy or good jokes coming to mind, sorry!!

Lixxxxxx

Garland, TX, USA

Every cookie needs a extra scoop of sugar in it, or you can just add the whole bag!

jaxxxxxx

Cape Girardeau, MO, USA

I don't know. Never been here before. I'll come back after I e been here a min.

YKxxxxxx

Brentwood, CA, USA

If he don't pay, he don't stay. First time he tell u no, that dude gotta go.

s1xxxxxx

Bel Air, MD, USA

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!

Haxxxxxx

Anaheim, CA, USA

Question: What's big and something you blow to make a wish? Answer: Your Sugar Daddy ! ;p

Glxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

An American, and an Englishman, and a Scotsman are eating breakfast with their wives; The American say's to his wife " Please pass me the honey, honey." Then the Englishman requests " Please pass me the sugar, sugar" to his wife. The Scotsman thinks for a second, then bickers " Pass me the milk, ya cow."

Auxxxxxx

Owosso, MI, USA

Why did everyone love the mushroom? He was a fungi....lol

Sqxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her the sweetest things in life!

Jexxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? ..... -Because it said concentrate

Nexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

stxxxxxx

Chino, CA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. lmao

Hoxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Hmm.... What's sweeter than a sugar baby ; )

Yaxxxxxx

Belleville, ON, CAN

A sheep asked another sheep: why don't you care what other people think? Another sheep replied: because I am a sheep, not a cashmere sweater lol

Alxxxxxx

Albufeira, Faro, PRT

A man who provides and a woman who receives in the most loving way is the most natural to me, but unfortunately most have forgotten about this in our Western culture, I am afraid.

Chxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

A sheep asked another sheep: why don't you care what other people think? Another sheep replied: because I am a sheep, not a cashmere sweater lol