FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Asxxxxxx

Macon, GA, USA

My son came into my room the other day and tripped over my bra and said dang ma you got it boobie trapped in here lol

Luxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

If I wasn't supposed to grow up to want a sugar dady, why do we base an entire holiday around a much older man bringing me presents for being a good girl. Santa, I'm always a good girl. If you you heard differently, they just told me "No" instead of "Yes sweetheart".

chxxxxxx

Birmingham, BIR, GBR

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

stxxxxxx

Amarillo, TX, USA

how do you count cows? -with a cooow-culator :-))

Goxxxxxx

Johnson, AR, USA

What's the difference between powdered sugar and cocain? Exaclty, said Rasputin.

Paxxxxxx

Sheerness, KEN, GBR

Flys round the sugarbowl shoo shoo shoo skip to my loo my darling

Swxxxxxx

Gaylord, MI, USA

What are Mario's overalls made of? Denim Denim Denim

kixxxxxx

Frisco, TX, USA

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the street? Because it got stuck in the crack. Haha. Yes I love dad jokes...

Anxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who gives no love? A diabetic daddy

thxxxxxx

Bridgeport, CT, USA

I'll treat you better than any SB you've had in the past , I am your present .

Sexxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

"sweet plum and yum on your buns" looking for a generous daddy to spoil me Are you up for a romantic adventure or a ride in the boat? I know how to be a good baby daddy

maxxxxxx

Salinas, CA, USA

i once had a sugar daddy it was nothing wierd. my father had type II diabetes.

Brxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I ordered a chicken and egg online, I'll keep you updated on which one comes first..

nexxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.

loxxxxxx

Lamont, CA, USA

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

odxxxxxx

Johnson City, TN, USA

If you'll be my sugar daddy, and I'll be your candy crush.

Arxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

It's honestly really easy to make me laugh I enjoy a mixture of things.

Abxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Age is only a number so my sugar daddy would be safe with me as a healthcare trained professional lol.

haxxxxxx

Santa Clara, CA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

roxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Looking for a sugar daddy that doesn't want no sugar, I need me a diabetic daddy haha