FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

lexxxxxx

Clinton Township, MI, USA

What does a dildo and tofu have in common? There both meat substitutes

yuxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

buy me a gun skin and i'll love you forever (this is not a joke this is real)

Amxxxxxx

Pearl, MS, USA

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SUGAR DADDY IN A WHEEL CHAIR?? MEAL ON WHEELS

maxxxxxx

Akron, OH, USA

On a mission to find a funny and charming partner who can make my heart skip a beat... from laughter!

smxxxxxx

Appleton, WI, USA

Why did the baker always have a date for dessert? Because her irresistible treats were simply too hot to resist! So, if you're ready to indulge in a love that's as steamy as freshly baked cookies, swipe right and let's heat things up together!

daxxxxxx

Frisco, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

caxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

"Know your worth, then add tax" .

iaxxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

if he ain't giving you no money, don't be his honey!

Apxxxxxx

Chatham, KEN, GBR

Why does a golfer wear 2 pairs of trousers ? Message me to find out more ;)

Saxxxxxx

Apopka, FL, USA

One day, a rabbit walked into a barber shop. The rabbit said to the barber, "Can you cut my hair?" The barber looked at the rabbit in surprise, and said, "Of course! Sit down, please." The rabbit sat on the chair, and the barber began to cut his hair. After a while, the barber finished his work and asked the rabbit, "What do you think? Are you satisfied?" Rabbit stroked his hair and said, "To tell you the truth, I'm disappointed." Confused, the barber asked, "Why...

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fuxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

i love all jokes but mostly corny jokes are the best.

luxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

I just want all my boyfriend's to be faithful to me! - a direct quote from myself

Moxxxxxx

Folsom, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby go to the bakery? She wanted to find her sugar daddy, of course!

Mrxxxxxx

Amherst, MA, USA

Q) Why did she want an icecream so baddddddly? She said she wanted something sweet. A) He wanted to treat her to a sweet ice cream but missunderstood because the icecream parlor was just around the corner, but his hotel was across the street! (smirk)

amxxxxxx

South Milwaukee, WI, USA

Why did he put sugar under her pillow? So she could have sweet dreams.

sixxxxxx

Brampton, ON, CAN

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Answer: Leave me a loan

Shxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

When your sugar baby loves you for your personality lolol

bhxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels.

Luxxxxxx

Luxembourg, LU, LUX

When people ask you for a tip advise them not to eat yellow snow - its s good tip that makes people smile

hexxxxxx

Kibworth Harcourt, LEC, GBR

who can drink 4lktres of petrol without getting poorly?