FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Drxxxxxx

Federal Way, WA, USA

What is a Sugar Babies favorite WIne? Daddy pleeeaaassse?

shxxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

Uhm excuse me did you sit down on some sugar? Because that ass is saweeeet! lol my favorite kind

Brxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

caxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Why don’t sugar babies ever get cavities? Because they already have the sweetest deal.

crxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

“Why did the sugar baby bring a spoon to the date? To stir up some sweet conversation!”

Grxxxxxx

Plaistow, NH, USA

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Be- cuuuuuus

jaxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner

Muxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

what's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman ? Snow balls

syxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why do orchids make terrible sugar babies? They’re always too high-maintenance—and that’s a full-time job!

jaxxxxxx

Altoona, PA, USA

What’s the difference between a sugar daddy and a magician? One makes money disappear… the other makes my heart (and sometimes my bills) disappear.

saxxxxxx

Katy, TX, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Ruxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

What do you call it when your sugar date texts back in under 3 minutes? Wife material. Or dangerously unemployed... could go either way.

SCxxxxxx

Niagara Falls, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy call his sugar baby honey? Because she was sweet, sticky, and expensive. Sugar daddies don’t count calories, they count carats. Why do sugar babies need sturdy furniture? Because Daddy doesn’t just break the bank.

ncxxxxxx

Mount Ulla, NC, USA

Why did the Daddy Dom bring a ladder to the date? Because his sub said she wanted to be taken to new heights.

Faxxxxxx

Georgetown, IL, USA

1. Why did a sugar daddy bring him out to the date.? He heard his sugar baby was all about that "high-end" lifestyle.! 2. What's a sugar daddy's favorite type of music.? Anything with a lot of dough in it.!

ruxxxxxx

Sunshine Coast, QLD, AUS

spoiling me isn’t bribery babes, it’s just good taste.

arxxxxxx

Clinton Township, MI, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To reach new financial heights

yexxxxxx

Bern, BE, CHE

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears :)

hexxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

Why was the calendar afraid of death? All it's days were numbered....

maxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

I have a joke about paper, but it's pretty tearable.