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  • Quxxxxxx

    Birmingham, MI, USA

    How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

  • Nixxxxxx

    West Palm Beach, FL, USA

    No Money no honey So if you're looking to play you better be ready to pay

  • Scxxxxxx

    Las Vegas, NV, USA

    If you fake it as a sugarbaby, you end of with a Splenda Daddy.

  • sexxxxxx

    Jacksonville, FL, USA

    I once had a sugar daddy. It was nothing weird. My father had type two diabetes. what do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? candy crush.

  • Dyxxxxxx

    Wellington, WGN, NZL

    I love waving at random people. Becouse you know for the rest of the day the're trying to figure out who the hell you are

  • Jaxxxxxx

    Oklahoma City, OK, USA

    A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

  • Mixxxxxx

    New York, NY, USA

    When I was six years old, one morning, my uncle came to my house in a hurry to take me out, took out a candy from his pocket and gave me a candy while walking, saying that he would do something for him later. When I walked to a street, my uncle put me down and said, did you see the kid in front of me, and I nodded and said yes. Uncle: That kid hit your cousin just now, you go and beat him up, it's not easy for us adults to do it

  • caxxxxxx

    Tampa, FL, USA

    What do you call a sugar daddy with not enough money? A Splenda daddy

  • Naxxxxxx

    Washington Park, WA, USA

    The biggest joke I ever heard when I was a kid was about a boy of twelve or thirteen. He came after class and bled a lot. He didn't panic at all, but my classmates were very scared. He spent most of the day explaining to them what is a menstrual period and what is a big aunt, until the teacher came and told him Said the boy didn't have these things and told him to go to the hospital

  • kaxxxxxx

    West Midlands, GBR

    What do you blow to make your wishes come true?A daddy

  • suxxxxxx

    Hartlepool, HPL, GBR

    A woman's heart is tender as a man's b&##* so don't break hers and she won't break yours......

  • stxxxxxx

    Hobart, TAS, AUS

    Why do Baby Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at fucking future generations. (sad but true ).

  • Mixxxxxx

    Gardiner, NY, USA

    I had a meal just now and wanted to buy a cone to eat. I remembered my good friend’s last answer, “What is the loneliest moment? The second cup is half price.” I have experienced this kind of loneliness many times.

  • luxxxxxx

    New Rochelle, NY, USA

    What do you call a S.daddy that falls in love ? A candy crush

  • Aaxxxxxx

    Manhattan, NY, USA

    "Why do birds sit on power lines? Because they need to recharge."

  • taxxxxxx

    Woodland Hills, CA, USA

    sweet and sticky. I love getting sugar scrubs all over my body

  • Cixxxxxx

    Miami, FL, USA

    "What's your Cashapp? ""Sending it now""How much is it "

  • loxxxxxx

    New Brunswick, NJ, USA

    I love dad jokes and corny jokes so send them lol, bit first answer this "what is a DJ's favorite sauce?"

  • jexxxxxx

    Spokane, WA, USA

    Do you know what a glucose guardian is? It's the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy.

  • vlxxxxxx

    Dallas, TX, USA

    Dark chocolate may be a little bitter but it sure is good for your heart.

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