FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

baxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

It's a parade inside my city yeaaaaahhhhh - Lil Baby

Nexxxxxx

Arrington, VA, USA

Young beauty and your old $$.. Now a great match! ;)

hsxxxxxx

Barrington, IL, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

maxxxxxx

Madrid, MD, ESP

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? -Candy Crush

Rexxxxxx

Oak Ridge, TN, USA

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun :A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off. :P

Wixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I glued some skittles to my shoulder and walked around town, but nobody was impressed. I guess I need better arm candy.

spxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

What kind of pants does Mario and Luigi wear? -Denim, denim, denim

Coxxxxxx

Summerville, SC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!

Caxxxxxx

Paris, IDF, FRA

A sugar falls in love with a spoon. The sugar says to the spoon: Maybe we could meet at a cafe?

Coxxxxxx

KY, IRL

What’s the last thing to go through a fly’s mind when it hits your windscreen..... ???? It’s arse..

cmxxxxxx

Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

Grew up eating sugar daddies & nothing has changed

saxxxxxx

Queen Creek, AZ, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? (A sugar daddy)

Muxxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Davie says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teach...

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alxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I want a sugar daddy without the sugar Sugar and spice makes everything nice these are the ingredients to make a perfect suger baby I want that sweet and low I'm on a diet

khxxxxxx

Anaheim, CA, USA

what do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? ... Candy Crush xo

Yoxxxxxx

Lawrence, KS, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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Brxxxxxx

Middletown, OH, USA

I've thought of starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 70s and 80s music. I'm calling it, "Girls Just Wanna Have Funds!"

mexxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar cube that can sing? A sweet melody!

Naxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

I see said the blinf man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw.

anxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

What would you call a girl that can't draw? ...Tracy