FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

cuxxxxxx

Annfield Plain, DUR, GBR

My nickname is Gillette, The best a man can get! ....

Jaxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush....

prxxxxxx

Cary, NC, USA

Do you ever just lie down at night, look up at the stars and think about all the messed up things in the world? Like why is there a “D” in “fridge” but no “D” in “refrigerator”?

mexxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar cube that can sing? A sweet melody!

suxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

"Girls just wanna have fun..ds" Lol, I enjoy a SD with a good sense of humor I love to laugh

caxxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

nxxxxxxx

Carrollton, TX, USA

I'm very bad at jokes so nothing here because if I try im gonna look stupid lol

Arxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Me: Knock knock... You: Who's there... Me: Anita... You: Anita who?... Me: Anita you :)

izxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet???? Suppliessss!!!!

elxxxxxx

Hong Kong, HCW, HKG

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't have the means to pull it off.

haxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

i would describe myself witty, i love banter & appreciate a funny man. Make me laugh xox

pyxxxxxx

Athens, GA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Elxxxxxx

Avonmouth, BST, GBR

I once had a sugar daddy, it was my dad. Nothing weird he just had diabetes

jaxxxxxx

Medford, OR, USA

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

puxxxxxx

Richmond Hill, GA, USA

Sugar and spice for everything nice, sweet sour candy

baxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

I'm chill, Fun, funny, strong and confident, Warm and Compassionate, Good people say i make them Happy and comfortable.

alxxxxxx

Winston-Salem, NC, USA

I hope your day is going well, if not, I hope I can at least help, just a little..

Amxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Be careful even salt looks like sugar (; i'm a bit salty at times but i'm sweet like sugar

swxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

What do you call it when a Sugar Daddy falls in love? ~ A candy crush

Sexxxxxx

Woodland, CA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A Candy Crush!