FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Arxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I like corny jokes. Some dark humor just simply because of my own trauma. I'm literally goofy so you don't have to try hard to make me laugh

boxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

A guy once asked me "Can I be your sugar bear?" I'm like huh my sugar bear!! Lol

CAxxxxxx

Panama City Beach, FL, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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kaxxxxxx

Chatswood, NSW, AUS

I can spoil myself but it would be nice for someone to spoil me too

sexxxxxx

Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA

Sure, here's a friendly sugar joke for you: Why did the sugar cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy!

baxxxxxx

Santa Ana, CA, USA

What do you call and alligator in a vest? An investigator!!!!

Fixxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

What did the Buffalo say when he dropped his son at school? Bison!

Vixxxxxx

Sheffield, SHF, GBR

* What do you call a magic dog? - A labracadabrador. * What do you call a pile of cats? - A meowntain.

Nuxxxxxx

Panorama City, CA, USA

I like my men like my coffee, sweet and spicy!!! ;)

swxxxxxx

Germantown, MD, USA

I’m always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?

Jexxxxxx

Mt. Pleasant, SC, USA

What did the perverted frog say.... Rub it rub it

kixxxxxx

Arnesby, LEC, GBR

Jokes are cringe, don't mind abit of dark humour tho

baxxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

How does a blind gynecologist do their job? They read lips...

Asxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

“My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you”

Arxxxxxx

Sarasota, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. Ha!

flxxxxxx

Yakima, WA, USA

What does the snail say while riding on the turttles back?

vixxxxxx

Laval, QC, CAN

What do you call a sugar baby who's always broke?......... A splenda baby

azxxxxxx

Barcelona, CT, ESP

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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Buxxxxxx

Yakima, WA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A Candy Crush!

anxxxxxx

Barcelona, CT, ESP

Me: I'll have the chef's salad You: [whispering] omg babe that's so rude, just order your own (here's when you laugh)