FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

nexxxxxx

New Lynn, AUK, NZL

The neutral term for sugar daddy is " Glucose Guardian "

Chxxxxxx

Montgomery, PA, USA

Babe, this coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need!

caxxxxxx

Oxford, AR, USA

My daughter asked me what a sugar daddy was. I gave her $10,000 to never ask me that again.

Swxxxxxx

Long Island City, NY, USA

What's a sugar rush without a sugar baby?! Come and talk to me!

Coxxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

"I was thinking of starting a sugar daddy website for those who love 80s music!" It's going to be called 'Girls Just Wanna Have Funds'

mixxxxxx

Hartford, CT, USA

I apologize in advance... Men are like chocolate bars They’re sweet, smooth and head straight to your hips.

Quxxxxxx

Wenonah, NJ, USA

Honestly im not going to waste your time I don't know any good jokes

cixxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

In order to align with political correctness the term "sugar daddy" shall now be renamed "glucose guardian".

thxxxxxx

High Point, NC, USA

If you were a fart I’ll clinch my cheeks so hard Just to make sure I’ll never let you go Don't take That in a disgusting way It's just fine that funny to me

Alxxxxxx

Snohomish, WA, USA

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake

chxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? "A sugar daddy" lol

Buxxxxxx

County Galway, IRL

Live for the moment, we only live ones enjoy have fun

Glxxxxxx

Wandsworth, LND, GBR

I'm so broke I don't even have sugar in the cupboard

Blxxxxxx

Chatham, KEN, GBR

Why does the golfer wear 2 pairs of trousers ?? Incase he gets a hole in 1 hehehe

kaxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Ummm sometimes you need to realized you're not hot but they want to talk to you cuz money $$ but that's how life work dude

dixxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter!

Clxxxxxx

Tallahassee, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? -A splenda daddy

Prxxxxxx

Nash, TX, USA

I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker, haha. So corny, I know.

drxxxxxx

Bryan, TX, USA

What's the angriest nut? Knock, knock Who's there your mom

Roxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring his sugar baby to the beach? Because they wanted to make sand dollars together!